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pizza-bagel:

do

a deer

a female TITAN

re

a drop of eren’s blood

mi

kasa

the ackerqueen

fa

away the people run

so

we live a life of dread

la

to the forest we go

ti

now my whole squad is dead

that will bring us

back to

rose

rose

rose

rose

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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slutty-ukes:

why do I still read youtube comments like have I not learned anything

gnarly:

do you ever just get too lazy to put on pants

songofages:

casualdorkpatrol:

casualdorkpatrol:

so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went

" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."

AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.

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Guess who’s got a daaaaate

Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.

gallifreyanprincess:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

YES

BEING HYDRATED LEADS TO BETTER BRAIN FUNCTION, BETTER DIGESTIVE FUNCTION WHICH CAN MEAN WEIGHT LOSS, PRETTIER SKIN, FEWER HEADACHES, MORE ENERGY, LESSENS CRAMPS, AND IT HELPS YOUR KIDNEYS CLEAN YOUR BLOOD WHICH MEANS YOU FEEL BETTER OVERALL

SO PEE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO MY FRIEND